10 Bizarre But True Laws in the UK That Actually Still Exist

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10 Bizarre But True Laws in the UK That Actually Still Exist

When you think about law, you might imagine courtroom dramas or police chases, right? Well, hold onto your hats because the UK has some laws that will have you scratching your head in confusion. From not being able to handle fish in sketchy ways to the illegal act of shaking rugs after 8 AM, these laws seem like they’re straight out of a comedy sketch. Yet, believe it or not, these laws are on the books and, technically, still enforceable. Let’s take a look at ten of the quirkiest, most unexpected laws that are still around in the UK today.

1. It’s Illegal to Handle Salmon Suspiciously

Imagine you’re walking down the street, salmon in hand, and you get stopped by the police for handling it suspiciously. Sounds odd, right? But according to the Salmon Act of 1986, this is a real law. The law primarily aims to prevent illegal fishing and poaching, ensuring that all salmon dealing is above board. So next time you pick up that fish, you might want to think about how “fishy” you look.

2. It’s an Offense to Be Drunk in a Pub

It sounds like a joke: being drunk where you’re supposed to drink? The Licensing Act 1872 actually makes it an offense to be drunk in a pub. The law was introduced to curb public drunkenness and the problems that accompany it. While it’s rarely enforced these days, technically, you could be fined for having one too many at the local bar.

3. No Carrying a Plank on a Pavement in London

In 1839, a law was passed making it illegal to carry planks along the pavements of London. This rule was set up to keep the walkways free from obstruction. Today, while it’s not common to see someone hauling a plank down Oxford Street, the law is still in the books.

4. It’s Illegal to Shake a Rug in the Street (Except Before 8 AM)

Thanks to the Metropolitan Police Act, you can’t shake your rugs in the street after 8 AM. This law was designed to prevent the streets from becoming dustier or dirtier during the day when most people were out and about. If you’re planning a clean-up, better set your alarm early!

5. Killing a Swan Is Still Illegal

Swans are protected animals in the UK, and most of them are technically owned by the Crown. This means that harming or killing a swan is a very serious offense, treated much like property damage against royal assets. Better to stick to feeding them bread at the park — actually, maybe just admire them from afar.

6. You Must Tell the Post Office If You Plan to Keep a Carrier Pigeon

This law comes from days past when carrier pigeons were used for communication, especially in wartime. The regulation helps monitor pigeon activities to prevent their use for less-than-noble causes. If you’re getting into the pigeon game, you’ll need to report it.

7. Placing a Stamp with the Monarch’s Head Upside Down Could Be Treason

While this law is not enforced, the act of placing a postage stamp with the monarch’s head upside down could technically be considered an act of treason. This stems from a deep-rooted respect for the monarchy. So next time you’re sending a letter, maybe double-check that stamp.

8. No Playing Football in the Streets

A 19th-century law forbids playing football on public streets. The aim was to prevent broken windows and general chaos caused by street games. Although it’s rarely enforced today, technically, you should keep your football games to the park.

9. Not Paying for a TV License Could Land You in Court

In the UK, if you watch live TV or use BBC iPlayer, you need a TV license. Failure to have one is a criminal offense and could result in a court case and a fine. It’s one of the more frequently enforced laws on this list, so it’s best to make sure you’re covered.

10. You Can’t Enter the House of Parliament in a Suit of Armour

Believe it or not, it’s illegal to enter the House of Parliament wearing a suit of armour. This medieval law was intended to keep Parliament a weapon-free zone to promote peaceful resolutions. While it’s unlikely you’d have a suit of armour just lying around, it’s still a quirky law that remains in effect.