10 Old British Laws That Will Leave You Speechless

England is known for its rich history and quirky traditions. Amidst this, some ancient laws still exist on the books that might leave you scratching your head. From rules about handling salmon to specific dress codes in Parliament, these old laws add a unique flavor to English legal history. Let’s explore some of the most unusual ones.

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

This law seems quite absurd, doesn’t it? The reason behind this rule is practical, though bizarre. Technically, anyone who dies within the Houses of Parliament is entitled to a state funeral. This law was put in place to avoid such an obligation.

2. It’s an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the monarch upside down

Disrespect towards the monarchy in any form is taken seriously in the UK. Placing a postage stamp with the monarch’s image upside down is considered a disrespectful act. This law reminds us of the reverence expected towards British sovereignty.

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

This peculiar legal exception in Liverpool highlights the city’s unique approach to public decency laws. The specific allowance for women to be topless only when clerking in a tropical fish store adds an oddly specific twist to the rule.

4. It is illegal to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances

This law targets illegal fishing practices, specifically the handling of salmon which may have been illegally fished. The ‘suspicious circumstances’ part aims to deter poaching and preserve fish stocks responsibly.

5. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armor

From a time when political tensions were often resolved with duels, this law was likely intended to maintain peace in the Parliament. Today, it stands as a humorous reminder of England’s medieval past.

6. It is an offense to beat or shake any carpet or rug in any street.

However, beating or shaking a doormat is allowed before 8 AM. This law from the era of strict public cleanliness prevents public disturbances caused by the beating of carpets in the streets. The exception for doormats in the early morning provides a practical allowance for household cleaning.

7. It is illegal to activate your burglar alarm without nominating a key holder who can switch it off in your absence

This law helps prevent continuous noise that can disturb the peace of a neighborhood. By ensuring someone can deactivate an alarm, it maintains a balance between security and public comfort.

8. In the City of York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays

Though not enforced today, this law is a relic from times of conflict between the English and the Scots. It’s a startling reminder of the historical animosities that existed.

9. It is illegal to be drunk in charge of cattle in England and Wales

This law ensures that individuals tasked with the responsibility of handling animals are sober and capable. It underlines the importance of animal welfare and safety in agricultural practices.

10. Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin

This law likely stems from old concerns about public decency and protecting the innocence of youth. It’s a curious law that reflects past attitudes towards exposure to nudity.

These laws, while mostly outdated and amusing, paint a picture of England’s legal history and societal values over different periods. They serve as unusual, yet fascinating, historical footnotes that continue to intrigue and amuse.

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Mary and Eric

We are Mary and Eric, the founders of Be Right Back, a blog dedicated to romance around the globe and at home.

We are Mary and Eric, the founders of Be Right Back, a blog dedicated to romance around the globe and at home. With over 10 years of experience in dating and traveling to romantic places, we share our favorite date ideas and romantic destinations to help couples level up their relationships. Having lived in and traveled through the USA, we also share our favourite things to do in the States.

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10 Old British Laws That Will Leave You Speechless