14 Things That Instantly Make You Look Like a Tourist in the UK

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14 Things That Instantly Make You Look Like a Tourist in the UK

Heading to the UK? Great choice! The UK is packed with history, culture, and some quirky traits that might just give you away as a tourist. If you want to blend in a bit better, or just fancy a laugh about how obvious it can be that you’re not from around here, keep reading. We’re diving into the common slip-ups that scream “tourist!” So, grab your umbrella (you’ll see why) and let’s get started on spotting those tourist tells.

1. Wearing shorts in March—because it’s “warm” at 11°C

If you’re from a place where winter means serious cold, you might think 11°C is the perfect time to break out the shorts. Not in the UK! Here, that’s still considered quite chilly, and locals are likely still in their layers. Walking around in shorts this time of year might just get you some amused looks from the Brits.

2. Standing on the left side of the escalator—prepare for the glares

In most of the UK, especially on the London Underground, the unspoken rule is stand on the right, walk on the left. If you’re standing on the left, you’re blocking the way for hurried commuters and locals, and they might just let you know with a stern look or a polite yet firm request to move over.

3. Speaking loudly on public transport

The British are typically more reserved, especially when it comes to public transport. Speaking loudly on the tube or buses can draw attention and might disturb the generally quiet atmosphere. Try to keep it down to a minimum and you might just save some side glances.

4. Calling trousers “pants” and not understanding why people are snickering

In the UK, ‘pants’ usually refers to underwear, not what you wear on the outside. Stick to calling them trousers, and you’ll avoid some potentially embarrassing misunderstandings and a few giggles at your expense.

5. Taking selfies in front of red phone boxes (that smell vaguely of wee)

These iconic red phone boxes are a magnet for tourists’ photos. Just be aware, they’re not as romantic up close—they often double as impromptu urinals after a night out. Snap your photo swiftly and perhaps hold your breath!

6. Not understanding how to queue at a bar

Queuing at a bar can confuse the best of us. There’s an unspoken system of who arrived first, and patience is key. Pushing ahead will not be appreciated; instead, catch the bartender’s eye and wait your turn. It’s a subtle art!

7. Asking for the “restroom” instead of the toilet

In the UK, it’s usually the ‘toilet’ or ‘loo’, not restroom or bathroom. Asking for the restroom might get you a puzzled look, although most will guess what you mean. When in doubt, just ask where the toilets are, and you’ll be understood perfectly.

8. Not carrying an umbrella “just in case”

The weather in the UK can be unpredictable. Sunny one minute, rainy the next. Locals often carry an umbrella or a raincoat ‘just in case’ it pours. Skipping this can leave you drenched and definitely looking out of place.

9. Thinking you can walk from Soho to Buckingham Palace in five minutes

London is bigger than it looks on a map. Distances can be deceiving, and what looks close could actually take much longer, especially on foot. Check your distances before you set off to avoid a longer trek than you bargained for.

10. Expecting air conditioning anywhere

Unlike many parts of the world, air conditioning isn’t common in UK homes or even in many older buildings. You might find it in large stores or public transport, but it’s not the norm, especially during mild summers.

11. Tipping too much at the pub

In the UK, tipping culture is quite relaxed compared to other countries, especially in pubs. It’s often enough to just round up to the nearest pound or leave the small change from your drink. Over-tipping can sometimes be seen as showing off.

12. Trying to chat on the Tube—absolutely not

The Tube is typically a place of silence where everyone keeps to themselves—reading, listening to music, or just staring blankly. Starting a chat with a stranger here is very unusual and might just earn you some surprised looks.

13. Looking shocked when you get charged for a plastic bag

Since the introduction of a charge for plastic bags, most locals bring their own bags or pay the fee without a second thought. Looking bewildered at the till when asked to pay for a bag is a dead giveaway you’re not from around.

14. Not knowing what a meal deal is

The meal deal—a combo of a sandwich, snack, and drink at a bargain price—is a staple for many Brits, especially for a quick lunch. Not knowing what it is or how to navigate the best deal in a grocery store might just set you apart as a newbie.