14 Things That Instantly Make You Look Like a Tourist in the UK

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Visiting the UK can be a blast, but standing out as a tourist might not be what you’re aiming for. From how you speak to the clothes you wear, little things can signal to locals that you’re not from around. Here are 14 classic tourist moves that can give you away faster than you can say “fish and chips.” Let’s help you blend in better, shall we?

1. Wearing shorts in March—because it’s “warm” at 11°C

It might feel like spring has sprung when the thermometer hits 11°C after a chilly British winter, but locals know better. While you might be tempted to whip out the shorts as soon as the sun makes an appearance, doing so in March is a dead giveaway you’re not from the UK. Over here, that’s still considered quite chilly, and you’ll see most people still wrapped up in coats and scarves.

2. Standing on the left side of the escalator—prepare for the glares

In the UK, especially in London, the unwritten rule of the escalator is simple: stand on the right, walk on the left. Standing on the left side can block busy commuters who are used to a quicker pace, earning you some serious side-eye from the locals. If you want to fit in, always remember to move to the right unless you’re walking up the escalator.

3. Speaking loudly on public transport

Public transport in the UK is generally a quiet zone. People value this time to read, reflect, or just zone out before reaching their destination. Speaking loudly, whether on your phone or to a companion, can draw attention and slightly annoyed looks. Keep your voice down and soak in the quiet ambiance of British public transit.

4. Calling trousers “pants” and not understanding why people are snickering

In the UK, ‘pants’ typically refers to underwear, not the outer trousers as in American English. So, if you talk about wearing new pants and seem confused by the laughter that follows, you’ve just spotlighted yourself as a tourist. Stick to saying ‘trousers’ to avoid any funny mix-ups.

5. Taking selfies in front of red phone boxes (that smell vaguely of wee)

Red phone boxes are iconic, but they’re less commonly used by locals these days and are often just a backdrop for tourists’ photos. While they’re quaint and photo-worthy, be aware that some might carry a hint of an unpleasant smell. Snap your picture quickly and watch out for that not-so-fresh scent.

6. Not understanding how to queue at a bar

Queueing at a bar in the UK might not involve a physical line. Instead, it’s an unspoken system where both the bartender and the patrons know whose turn it is. Jumping the queue can earn you some unfriendly looks. When in doubt, just hang back a moment, observe how others do it, or ask someone politely.

7. Asking for the “restroom” instead of the toilet

The word ‘restroom’ is very American, and using it in the UK might make people pause. Just ask for the ‘toilet,’ and everyone will know what you mean without a second thought. It’s direct and universally understood here.

8. Not carrying an umbrella “just in case”

The weather in the UK can be unpredictable. Locals know to always carry an umbrella ‘just in case’ the sky decides to open up. Walking around without one, especially when clouds are on the horizon, is a sure sign you’re not from around.

9. Thinking you can walk from Soho to Buckingham Palace in five minutes

Understanding the scale of London is crucial to getting around without looking lost. Soho to Buckingham Palace is not a quick stroll; it takes a good 20-30 minutes, depending on your pace. Always check your map before setting off to avoid underestimating travel times in the city.

10. Expecting air conditioning anywhere

Unlike many places in the US, air conditioning isn’t standard in many UK buildings, especially older ones. If it’s a bit warm, try not to look too flustered. Instead, do as the locals do—open a window or sip a cold drink to cool down.

11. Tipping too much at the pub

While tipping is a generous act, in the UK, it’s not customary to leave a large tip at the pub. People usually round up to the nearest pound or just leave the change. Oversized tips can make you stand out as a foreigner unfamiliar with local customs.

12. Trying to chat on the Tube—absolutely not

The Tube is London’s underground rapid transit system, and it’s generally not the place for a chat. People value this time for themselves, whether it’s to read, listen to music, or simply rest before their stop. If you strike up a conversation, don’t be surprised if your friendly gesture is met with a polite but brief response.

13. Looking shocked when you get charged for a plastic bag

In an effort to be more environmentally friendly, many shops in the UK charge for plastic bags. This might come as a surprise if you’re not used to it, but it’s a normal practice here. Always carry a reusable bag with you or be ready to pay a small fee for a plastic one.

14. Not knowing what a meal deal is

Meal deals are a popular lunchtime option in the UK, offering a sandwich, a snack, and a drink at a reduced price. Not knowing what a meal deal is might make you miss out on a good bargain and a quick, tasty lunch. When you see them offered, give them a go—they’re both budget-friendly and convenient.