7 Annoying And Funny Moves Every Husband Does

Every husband has his quirks—those little habits that drive you up the wall but also make you chuckle. We’ve only been married for a few months but have lived together for 7 years so we definitely know each other quirks. Talking with other couples, there are definitely husband quirks that seem common among couples.

Whether it’s their inability to find things right in front of them or the predictable shock at your icy feet in bed, these funny moves are part of what makes marriage so interesting. Here’s a light-hearted look at seven classic husband antics that are both annoying and endearing.

1. Last-Minute Hero

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Just when you’re about to tackle a task because you’re tired of waiting, your husband jumps up claiming he was just about to do it. This move can be both frustrating and funny as it shows his good intentions… albeit timed with impeccable procrastination.

2. Cold Feet Surprise

Every night, like clockwork, your cold feet find their way to your husband, and every night, he acts as if it’s a total surprise. This ongoing saga of forgotten cold feet never fails to add a bit of nightly drama to your bedtime routine.

3. Cute Bottom Pet

The random bottom pets as you’re cooking or doing dishes—it’s a classic husband move designed to be cute, and it usually is. It’s a playful reminder of their affection, even if it comes at the most unexpected times.

4. Annoying on Purpose

Husbands often find it hilarious to bug you, especially when you explicitly say it’s not funny. The more you protest, the funnier they find it. This teasing is all in good fun and part of the playful side of marriage.

5. Walking Wonders

Navigating a straight line seems to be a complex task for many husbands, especially in crowded places. Whether it’s a mysterious gravitational pull or just distraction, watching them veer off path can be a source of endless amusement.

6. The Search is Never Over

No matter how organized the home is, husbands seem to have a special skill for not finding things. Whether it’s the ketchup in the fridge or the socks in their drawer, prepare for the inevitable call for help—often for items right in plain sight.

7. Muscle Watch

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Post-gym, the mirror becomes their best friend. Watching husbands check out their own muscles to see if the gym session paid off can be hilariously vain. It’s both amusing and adorable to see them flex and smile at even the slightest hint of a new muscle.

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Mary and Eric

We are Mary and Eric, the founders of Be Right Back, a blog dedicated to romance around the globe and at home.

We are Mary and Eric, the founders of Be Right Back, a blog dedicated to romance around the globe and at home. With over 10 years of experience in dating and traveling to romantic places, we share our favorite date ideas and romantic destinations to help couples level up their relationships. Having lived in and traveled through the USA, we also share our favourite things to do in the States.

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7 Annoying And Funny Moves Every Husband Does